From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
"nearly all of my life"
Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.
"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.
My favourite part is when he starts talking about going out and buying a basket of kittens instead of watching the movie.
Volcano erupting from space
It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.
Earth is in space.
You’re in space.
The Ladies of Tumblr photoset
A collection of robots saying “f**k this sh*t”
are u fucking kidding me
octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok
" MY BOWL"
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE